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not a headline but it's always good to see jim belushi on the silver screen
joey that's kevin durant
still laughing at ray erlichman's quote btw
the co-writer also did mr. 3000, so it might be go
d awful
ly entertaining
We've all done this, right?
Tosh/Akin 2012
Thread jack: my fantasy league needs two more. $30. Draft Sunday sep 2. Interested? Let me know for deets. thx!
BOOOOOOO PAUL
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ATTENTION: my new rap name is Jumpin Jack Astroblast.

"Some concerns by university officials about its lyrics - 'touching you touching me'"
new PSU song suggestion: "it wasn't me" - shaggy
probably wanna axe the gary glitter jams as w
Better PSU song suggestion: "Disarm" by Smashing Pumpkins
Yeah they should play that right after "Sweet Child of Mine" by Sheryl Crow.
eve 6 - i touch myself (live)
"i molested those kids (remix)" - michael jacks
Entire eve 6 catalog (recorded)
"Sailing" by christopher cross

I just like that song, you dudes.
That is a man.

fingers crossed for Thee Temple ov Psychick Youth
was just discussing this at work, great times
who needs the bill of rights
"Dude what the fuck?"
- The Burton Daily Sentinel of North Carolina
Man NC, Kansas, and North Dakota could just create some hyper religious God world that eats women and builds Wal-Marts out of the bones of homosexuals and has a Biblary - a library of only bibles that are free for rich people but nailed into the hands of poor people.
Kicksta


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WAY YOU GO JOPY
no photo has more completely captured my essence
This Cheeto Looks Suspiciously Like A Masturbating Man
do̤͍͇͖̠̳̱͝ǵ̹̞̭͔̻͉ ̥̦̣̬̘͞e̡̮a̭͚̺͟ṭ̛̟̼̮ ̧̤͉̦t̛̬h̖͎e͖͍̰̺̹̫ ̱͍͓͍͖̟̜͟d̯͓͚̥̭o͈̪͓g͎̹̯͎͞ ̼̜͓͈̭͖̙ȩ͚͉̹̞̰at͍͇͢ ͙͕̹̖̤t͈͈͎̹̞ḫe̙͖̱͕͉͢ͅ ̜͈͎̖d̨͇̫̜͚o̤̲̲͉̱g̠̟͇̜̹̹ ̡̦̳̗͉͇̥̜e͎̦a̦̞̭̝t̝͓͚͡ ͖̠̜͖͎tḥ͚̹͉̭e̸͖͙̺̫̩ ̰d̸o̶̰͚̪͎̲g̝̕ ͎̥̦͈e̫̖͝a͙͕̮̠̩͎̝t̰̞̦̦͕̩ ͓̱̞͙̳̀ͅt̮̗͙̺̖̙h҉̘͔̹͎e͎ ̱̹̹͉̀ḑog͏͚ ̸̤̯̜̙e̬͇̳̯a̲̭̲t̀ ̴̻t͎̙͚̭̣̀h͘e̩̟̻̹͚̣ ̜̳ḍ̠̮͈̬o͇̹̹̤̹̫͠g ̧̼̥̖̦̲̹̟ea̲̘̟̗t̝̭ ̩̠͍̱t̵̝͚̬̫̩̩̲h̯̮̘͚͓͔̝͢e ͙͔͓̮͚̗̳͘d̵̹o̴̝̮̺̩̼g͕̟̮̝̤̕ ̢͕̘̞͇e̠̯͙͙̲a͎͕̤̕t͚ ͖̕țh̻̣̙̺͚͉̦e̯ ̠͍̖͍̝̕d͕͙͍o̞̱̜͎͎g̜̞̝͉̜̬͉ ͎̱̲e̢̥̬̭͈͕̫a̫͎͖̳͎t͏͕͚ ̭̱͎͡t̴̘̯h̯e͖̦͝ ̸̘̹̭̤d̺̫̤̝o͕g͈̮̩̘ͅ ̗̼͍̫̘e͎̙͕̼̻̻̝a̲t̢̪̲̝ ̮̭t҉h͏͈̹͕̪̠e҉̻̬ ̹͓̥̘̙̜̳d͓̩͇̱͕̳̻o͢g̲̟̤͕ ̘̩̰do̤͍͇͖̠̳̱͝ǵ̹̞̭͔̻͉ ̥̦̣̬̘͞e̡̮a̭͚̺͟ṭ̛̟̼̮ ̧̤͉̦t̛̬h̖͎e͖͍̰̺̹̫ ̱͍͓͍͖̟̜͟d̯͓͚̥̭o͈̪͓g͎̹̯͎͞ ̼̜͓͈̭͖̙ȩ͚͉̹̞̰at͍͇͢ ͙͕̹̖̤t͈͈͎̹̞ḫe̙͖̱͕͉͢ͅ ̜͈͎̖d̨͇̫̜͚o̤̲̲͉̱g̠̟͇̜̹̹ ̡̦̳̗͉͇̥̜e͎̦a̦̞̭̝t̝͓͚͡ ͖̠̜͖͎tḥ͚̹͉̭e̸͖͙̺̫̩ ̰d̸o̶̰͚̪͎̲g̝̕ ͎̥̦͈e̫̖͝a͙͕̮̠̩͎̝t̰̞̦̦͕̩ ͓̱̞͙̳̀ͅt̮̗͙̺̖̙h҉̘͔̹͎e͎ ̱̹̹͉̀ḑog͏͚ ̸̤̯̜̙e̬͇̳̯a̲̭̲t̀ ̴̻t͎̙͚̭̣̀h͘e̩̟̻̹͚̣ ̜̳ḍ̠̮͈̬o͇̹̹̤̹̫͠g ̧̼̥̖̦̲̹̟ea̲̘̟̗t̝̭ ̩̠͍̱t̵̝͚̬̫̩̩̲h̯̮̘͚͓͔̝͢e ͙͔͓̮͚̗̳͘d̵̹o̴̝̮̺̩̼g͕̟̮̝̤̕ ̢͕̘̞͇e̠̯͙͙̲a͎͕̤̕t͚ ͖̕țh̻̣̙̺͚͉̦e̯ ̠͍̖͍̝̕d͕͙͍o̞̱̜͎͎g̜̞̝͉̜̬͉ ͎̱̲e̢̥̬̭͈͕̫a̫͎͖̳͎t͏͕͚ ̭̱͎͡t̴̘̯h̯e͖̦͝ ̸̘̹̭̤d̺̫̤̝o͕g͈̮̩̘ͅ ̗̼͍̫̘e͎̙͕̼̻̻̝a̲t̢̪̲̝ ̮̭t҉h͏͈̹͕̪̠e҉̻̬ ̹͓̥̘̙̜̳d͓̩͇̱͕̳̻o͢g̲̟̤͕ ̘̩̰do̤͍͇͖̠̳̱͝ǵ̹̞̭͔̻͉ ̥̦̣̬̘͞e̡̮a̭͚̺͟ṭ̛̟̼̮ ̧̤͉̦t̛̬h̖͎e͖͍̰̺̹̫ ̱͍͓͍͖̟̜͟d̯͓͚̥̭o͈̪͓g͎̹̯͎͞ ̼̜͓͈̭͖̙ȩ͚͉̹̞̰at͍͇͢ ͙͕̹̖̤t͈͈͎̹̞ḫe̙͖̱͕͉͢ͅ ̜͈͎̖d̨͇̫̜͚o̤̲̲͉̱g̠̟͇̜̹̹ ̡̦̳̗͉͇̥̜e͎̦a̦̞̭̝t̝͓͚͡ ͖̠̜͖͎tḥ͚̹͉̭e̸͖͙̺̫̩ ̰d̸o̶̰͚̪͎̲g̝̕ ͎̥̦͈e̫̖͝a͙͕̮̠̩͎̝t̰̞̦̦͕̩ ͓̱̞͙̳̀ͅt̮̗͙̺̖̙h҉̘͔̹͎e͎ ̱̹̹͉̀ḑog͏͚ ̸̤̯̜̙e̬͇̳̯a̲̭̲t̀ ̴̻t͎̙͚̭̣̀h͘e̩̟̻̹͚̣ ̜̳ḍ̠̮͈̬o͇̹̹̤̹̫͠g ̧̼̥̖̦̲̹̟ea̲̘̟̗t̝̭ ̩̠͍̱t̵̝͚̬̫̩̩̲h̯̮̘͚͓͔̝͢e ͙͔͓̮͚̗̳͘d̵̹o̴̝̮̺̩̼g͕̟̮̝̤̕ ̢͕̘̞͇e̠̯͙͙̲a͎͕̤̕t͚ ͖̕țh̻̣̙̺͚͉̦e̯ ̠͍̖͍̝̕d͕͙͍o̞̱̜͎͎g̜̞̝͉̜̬͉ ͎̱̲e̢̥̬̭͈͕̫a̫͎͖̳͎t͏͕͚ ̭̱͎͡t̴̘̯h̯e͖̦͝ ̸̘̹̭̤d̺̫̤̝o͕g͈̮̩̘ͅ ̗̼͍̫̘e͎̙͕̼̻̻̝a̲t̢̪̲̝ ̮̭t҉h͏͈̹͕̪̠e҉̻̬ ̹͓̥̘̙̜̳d͓̩͇̱͕̳̻o͢g̲̟̤͕ ̘̩̰
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Joey this background is giving me a migraine
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
joey this background is making me ill
HAPPY HOL
ISTIC HEALING? THAT'S A MYTH THAT THE LIBERAL LAMESTREAM MEDIA WANTS YOU TO B
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county sheriff of
:( i do want to play it
worried about chumlee
she probably meant in the privacy of her own home
#LMWIF


You have got to be shitting me
damn just when you thought it couldn't get any worse

Big day for Detroit
time to move home
Siri google eminem celebration gif

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