Work is a fucking sham, you dudes. I am fucking bored as shit.

Disinterested souls live at the expense of others, celebrating the stupidity of work and the exquisite pleasure of revolutions, and all that without laughing, but cooing instead.

-Francis Picabia

me and paul made the drunj last night holy fuck I feel terrible

gime food

the following foodstuffs will do:
tacos
burritos
taquitos
live ibex
chips y salsa
palubat flesh

hey MAYES, you wanna hang out on July 26th? All you have to do is pick me up from the airport around 9ish.

It's a Thursday. Dink.

Party at Forsaken House next weekend:

Saturday July 19th @ rock o'clock
Bring Beer we'll provide a modest amount of liquor

Word.

Sometimes, I wonder how pregnant horses even walk around. Their lags are so skinny, you guys. Wouldn't it be better if horses just laid eggs? Would anyone mind?

God really fucked that one up.

Or maybe horses could be like bananas and stop germinating after awhile. Joey, could you contact a leading scientist in the field of bananas and/or horses and see if any of these solutions are possible?

I'm worried about these stupid beasts. I have no idea why.

brd

food forthcoming

veggieburger, maybe? Not quite ready to make this decision.

I'm mad salty about having to be at work.

sup

supster

work till 10 on thusdays jarf

will still pick up late if u want

maybe, buddy. Maybe. I might grab a cab to somewheres and meet you. There are details to work out.

we have this beers

TRAB PU KCIP

pick a bar

wassat

sharkey yellin at me

why she yalln

MAYES: the only bars I know are Mitch's and Jackpot

down?

I'm reading this book by a dadaist poet and it's good, but Jesus, the convictions are sooooooooo ridiculous.

Last night Paul hit me with a rolled-up magazine and yelld at me.

okok Lunch time. GETEMS

oboy

rappin reagan

he did say 'well' a lot

snat man tbrowin bottles

rappin ronnie excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

i just remembered i smacked a woman on the ass last night and told her to get her butt out of my face while i was looking for beer in the fridge

i am a horrible person

Which girl was it, Paul?

SUBQUESTION:
You calling that chickadee to play "poker?"

after lunch, I feel a little better

like I could destroy a small child's face in a really bad way

a) i don't remember and b) i've been eating pizza and listening to garrison keillor in bed all afternoon, so... no

She was thick, player.

I'm going to explode from boredom

halp

ya

joey did you lose some of the old quotes i keep getting the same three

new server ateums

fucking redsox

they always have to make it so interesting

hay

jarf hatin on me

goold ol jarr

one ti me iw as in jarfs erooom and the poo was all over the floor

crate training

not necessary you guys

one time in the elevator he jumped on a lady and started licking her face it was very embarrassing i kept saying DOWN DOWN DOWN

red r

:[]

I was framed

From wikipedia:

Palubats have been known for their ferocious yelln and lies about their jarfs. It's not at all uncommon to see a Palubat hump a woman's hair and blame it on a nearby jarf to avert attention for their embarrassing behavior.

time to write a song called "humpin' hair"

it's in 7/67 time

God, this day won't go away. I hate my job sooooooo much right this very second.

THERE WAS NOTHING IN AL CAPONE'S V

do what now

SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY OH GOD PLEASE SHAKE IT FOR ALL OF US THIS COULD DESTROY US ALL

she's making it with the red stuff

mixing in the green stuff

i'm gonna turn this up

jesus for 56 years old she looks great

I'm gonna leave work early

Paul let's watch Simpsons episodes until our mouths bleed

Red Sox back in first place

WHAT

It ain't no wonder why Tampa came out, they already in the Rays pargggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I'm dying

Yeah one thing that bugs me is all the people that force their opinions and ideas about obesity on me. Yes I know I'm fat, yes I know it's unhealthy, no it's not just a matter of "just grow a pair, eat less and exercise more", the problem is bigger than that. Telling me things I already know isn't going to help, so leave me alone.

sorry mayes

:o

This is not an easy subject ! (?) ?
But as far as most of the USA
cities are concerned, mostly junk-
food-i.e. hot-dogs, pizzas and
burgers, we here in the UK are catching up as well, lord help
us all-eaters!

Stand in the corner Ken !

Don't eat all (what) there is the lesson !

I'm not sure cities actually eat food Ken.

And did you forget the "fries" ?

And what on earth are you on Ken ??

We need to help Ken, guys. Any ideas?

i'd feel a lot better if he'd just stand in the corner.