06.09.09 13:11:39
LAWRENCE BRIGADE SEEKS EXPERIENCED VETS OF MOUSE WAR I TO REPEL INCURSIONS FROM RABBIT FORCES INTO THE GARDEN AREA OF LOCAL RESIDENT STOP CASUALTIES SO FAR INCLUDE THREE (3) PEPPER PLANTS INCLUDING DELICIOUS ANCHO VARIETIES STOP OKRA LEAVES LOST DURING MONDAY MORNING RAID STOP RECENT DISAPPEARANCES OF CHERRY TOMATO FLOWERS ARE SUSPECTED TO BE THE WORK OF RABBIT PLATOONS STOP LAWRENCE BRIGADE ALSO SEEKS ELDERLY BALD HUNTER WITH SPEECH IMPEDIMENT AND PILGRIM STYLE MUSKET RIFLE TO ASSASSINATE RABBIT CAPTAIN B. BUNNY BEFORE HE REACHES ALBUQUERQUE.

COUNT ME IN BROTHER

RABBITS HELD SWAY THROUGH TUESDAY BY INCLIMATE WEATHER AND OLD FENCE PARTS STOP NO FURTHER DAMAGE REPORTED IN PEPPERTON OR OKRA FALLS STOP RABBITS ATTEMPT MARTYRDOM MISSION BY SENDING MOUSE INTO PARKER COMPOUND AT 1100 HOURS STOP MOUSING TRAPS SET BY GREY SQUADRON DURING COVERT OPS STOP MANY LIVES LOST

LET THE BLOODTHIRSTY REIGN OF THE SPARKLEBATS BEGIN. 1ST SGT. JARF LINGHUTHUSELBOGIN REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR.

06.09.09 18:20:57
J. KENNEDY MISSING END TRANS

I WILL BE THE ELDERLY BALD HUNTER WITH SPEECH IMPEDIMENT STOP

06.09.09 18:27:04
RABBITS SURRENDER AND PRESENT PARKER COMPOUND WITH GIGANTIC WOODEN PEPPER AS A SHOW OF LASTING TRUCE STOP PARKER FORCES HAVE MOVED THE STATUE ONTO OUR GROUNDS FOR SAFEKEEPING OVERNIGHT

06.10.09 03:13:17
OH GOD NO

ARE ALL DEAD