sweet berry wine

its actually quite nice out right now; earlier it was a bit muggy. so naturally we're sitting in our dark little living room drinking a mini fridge full of michelob

jarf is prostrate. he exhausted himself playing basketball and cycling. snate ordered thai food. we are listening to T.I. myself? i took a nice walk for about four miles and then bought all the michelob at the local grocery store. it was a real bitch carrying all that back to the apt.

kmd is good saturday music. props to jopy for schooling me to this.

the beat to "today was a good day" is incredible

now we listening to cut copy. good artwork on this long playing record.

cut copy good band. jarf awkae from a big nap. gettin drunj

if I wasn't at work now I'd shave my head. I won't have the balls to do it by the time I get home

I've gotta say, Paul and I are having a nice convo about tennis.

It's very nice.

MAYES

jarf just came out wtf

bat sucks

Jon Lester is pitching his ass off. He and Beckett flirted with no-hitters this week. Not too shabby.

I'm just gonna start quoting Paul at this point:

"I know all of Maryland. I know Bethesda."

"You were there, I didn't do anything weird. His wallet just exploded."

"I'd burn a baby to get some spinach pie right now."

"Yo, Jarf, your shit is skipping. Are you playing this off of a cassette tape?"

"You lost yourself, Randy, they won't know where you found you."

"I'll tell you what shirt I want. I want some Jamaican food on a shirt that I can eat off of that shirt."

"Do you realize how much I could fuck with you on 88 600 dollars."

"David Hasselhoff can eat my asshole, man. I don't give a fuck."

"I'll throw a midget on a bookshelf, I don't give a fuck. I will throw him on a bookshelf."

"I'm gonna take a mad smash in there." (Points directly at Randy)

I should explain that smash means poop.

when did that change

"YOU HURT MY PEE PEE NOW MY PEE PEE'S BIG"

Mayes, this is news to me. I had no idea.

"Boner spits fire. Boner spits fire. Boner spits lightning bolt. Boner spits lightning bolt. Fuck my life."

"If we go to the Irish Rover, we gotta be normal people. We gotta not acknowledge each other."

"Don't ever do that again. I t feels like tarantulas prawling my body. I just invented a new verb; prawling."

"Wow, you threw that out on the table. That fetus is out on the table."

"What is this? Is this the Homo Sound System?"