Anyone got somewhere I can sleep if i take a short vacay out there? I've been thinking of going somewhere I've never been. Never been out in that area.

Also, any suggestions? (Juanpierrewood is now on the list.)

Know what you'll be seeing:

yeah i would let zach galifianakis crash at my place if that's what you're asking

That is exactly what I was asking, Jopy.

This got me out of the woodwork. (I've been building armoires for the last month. Super-detailed facades. Something to keep me busy, you know, so I don't get too bored and start googling "suicide tips.")

When do you wanna come to Kansas and how long do you wanna stay? Because this could probably happen. Please note: I've got no pets but in spite of that, my house is cozy and badass. I've got a girlfriend whom I live with but she'll probably be so smoked up she won't even notice you're there. We don't have a sleep-on-able couch but we've got two bedrooms. Mine looks like a 9-year-old lives in it and as long as you don't mind lying under an ALF bedspread, you'll probably have to sleep there. E-MAIL ME, JRAF.

you, me and dujarf

Jerff, came to Kamsas.

If (huge if) I get this promotion at work, I'm coming to Mansas. Otherwise, sad face.

Well, I hope to see you out here. I just planted Okra, and I can grill a mean burger. And beer. And mojitos.

Kansrunj.

^ that was me, written under my wife's account. i just noticed this this morning.

I'm OK with this.

LOOK DUDE, you have to come to Kramass. I already washed my sheets and put up a Kirk Cameron poster for you and everything.

how many women are on that kirk cameron poster?

jarf, i think this might help.

i can personally recommend the omaha le peep

I'm OK with this.

might want to rethink kamsas jarf.

I'm OK with this.

Not gonna happen, folks. Sorry for the false alarm.

fucj

Yeah, they passed me over for the management position. I'm not all that surprised, but my wallet is pissed.

maybe they took your management experience with Johan Santanadanna into consideration.

I burned the Kirk Cameron poster in effigy.

A fitting tribute.

:(