Thank you, so much, Joey and Emily. Because of your generous donation to my Cancer Relay for Life effort I will personally tell the cancer fairy to pass you by. (I know her pretty well, but your donation is only good for one year. I can't promise for next year too, but I will try.) I want to thank you for being the FIRST to donate on my page, as apparently I have deadbeat relatives and friends. Not to worry. I will be kicking ass soon.

Burton's grandpa died of cancer in January, and this is my personal way of telling cancer to go F itself and to remember what a great guy he was. Thanks again for helping. Have one of these:


-Lora

If anyone else wants to donate, here is the link to my page.
Or think about starting a team of your own in your area. Thanks!

oh i thought this was a PRO-cancer charity, my mistake

donation negated

pro-cancer? dream on.

No refunds.

i attached a deadline to my donation. if they haven't found a cure for cancer by the all-star break, then i expect a full refund.

Thanks, Brian!


They totally just found a cure, the moment you donated. THANK YOU, BRIAN, FOR CURING CANCE

side note: if someone gave me the choice of curing cancer or making twitter disappear, i'd have to think about it for a while.

i'd still cure cancer...i think.

What if you had the option to cure Twitter?

only if it had cancer

@brian

I bet Twitter has colon cancer.

@Lola nuh uh
11:16 AM May 8th from web

@twitter maybe brain cancer? It's LOLO.

Just thought I'd let you guys know, I've upped my goal from $100 to $500. I'm at $300 now. Thanks for getting me started.

And...I have nothing funny. Damnit.

Ok. CANCER. NOT FUNNY.

Good news, I raised $545 dollars and am #10 in Douglas County for top fundraiser. The relay is tomorrow. Thank you, guys! Also, Joey, LOVE the band name site.

I saw this on Breaking Bad. You're just laundering meth money aren't you?

Also, good luck!

how much do you need to be #1?

The #1 lady had just over $1,000, I believe.

shit i could steal $1,000 easy

sorry, i dropped the ball on this one. next charity event, please let me know near the end how much is needed to be #1, and i will contribute as much as i can towards that.