in honor of paul nair's birthday we have created some "Famous Nair's" merchandise for his pizza joint.


red shirt


brown shirt


closeup


magnets


clear & gold paul stickers

any omgtruers who want a shirt and some stuff, email me at joey@wlrs.net with your shirt size, preferred color (red or brown) and mailing address.

huge thanks to burton and especially adam (superargo). the amount of work that went into this project is testament to what a beloved presence paul is in our lives. this small tribute can't even begin to express how much we care about you, paul!

PAUL WE SALUTE Y

Happy birthday, Paul. YOU ARE A SPECIAL INSTRUMENT OF GOD. I LO

how do i invest in this project?

HAY PAPDAY PAULNAIR.
U WELCOM

Paul is so getting laid in his own shirt. Count on it.

SHIRT

also en route: BUTTONS

flattering and disturbing

thanx guys

I just got the buttons in today. I put two on my bag: blue and gray. CIVIL WAR

By the way, Argo, shit is splendorous. Wanna make my band's T-shirts out there?

happy late bday paul. i would've said something earlier but i was funeraling in boston for the weekend.

thats ok brian, sorry to hear man

i'll give you a rundown on what i did for my bday

-watch duke lose to unc :(
-watch "the mask" (you guys seen this movie? apparently it was very successful. shit don't make no sense)
-sit with MAYES and jarf in the darkened living room feeling like hungover shit
-encounter closed shop full of CATS
-check the 1020129 messages on my cell phone of drunk women ordering famous nair's pizza (not as fun as it sounds)

bday rubdown

Yes, Jerffrey, shirts for the Jrafband is a must. Toss me e-mails at fartmob (at) bluecollarpress (dot) com if you're serious.

seriously guys i have a lot of these shirts, email me and i will send you one completely free. joey@wlrs.net

i'm wearing one right now and have received insults compliments from emily lots of people.

do you need an official e-mail request? i know johnny and i and i assume daniel would all like one.

I'm wearing three pink Paul Nair buttons as I type.

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i would just like to speak about the excellent craftsmanship of the paul nair buttons. not only did mine survive multiple corkings (wtf dude) but i accidentally washed it. when i saw it coming out the dryer, my eyes started to water and knew all was lost. but no. it took it like a champ! paul has never looked better actually.

i was not given buttons

update: shirt and buttons received, filling me with joy. adrienne liked them so much that she took several stickers to work and put them around her office. she says, "people keep asking me who the fuck this guy is"

update: wearing my famous nair's shirt. it's covered in dog hair.

update: got my shirt in the mail today and i'm so excited. will probably drunj dial paul tonight and ask for hot pockets.

cary, nc