DRUBNK AS FAK
jr boi is durbk
dude i want some rivh coubntry breaad or some 30th ave taocs and we could phuck bitchjnazz
puaL?
puaL?
the last two posts brtought toy ou by jerff.
Jerff: too driunk to even log in
plese kill me
Jerff: too driunk to even log in
plese kill me
i fouk gabe hey hbageb
HEY BAGEL I FUCKED UYOU LAST NIGHT. YIU REMEBER? FUCK KKKKKK IYO
the quick brown fox ljumpedn over thje lzy diogs back
im doner a good thging
we are calm.
jarf is supine.
we are drinking the mike's hard we found in the fridge.
we will chuck it in the barf ltroom
IAAM AM FOOCL
jarf is supine.
we are drinking the mike's hard we found in the fridge.
we will chuck it in the barf ltroom
IAAM AM FOOCL
hey we're paul and the nunderfucking parahaffs
this song is called "i'm gonna be terrible. no one's ever gonna wanna here us ahain"
this song is called "i'm gonna be terrible. no one's ever gonna wanna here us ahain"
lol
Hey Paul-- wanna get pissybird drunk again on Friday?
Yeah?
Yeah?
yayayayaya
THEN IT'S OWN SONNY BOY
I AM EXCI
I AM EXCI
We will both be this drunk
we'll be as drunk as adam morrison?
you'll be as drunk as TONI morrison
You hopefully won't be as drunk as Antonio Morrison, one of two Virginia Tech football players convicted of sexual assault in the mid-1990s. Christy Brzonkala, the victim, later iniated what would become a landmark Supreme Court ruling against allowing federal civil penalties to victims of gender-motivated violence.
Bitch set me up
Can I get a wit-NAST
there is no paul he is in NC and I am all alone eith theese wiol;ves that dig ointo my back like a series of DVDS of a shoe I never watched
I AM THE NARRAIUVE POWER STRUCTER
Wanna xome ovr to my place I got this lazy brown fox that LOCVeas junping fences, maingf.
HOLLOR
6 AM IN THRE HEEEEEEEEYOUSE
I AM THE NARRAIUVE POWER STRUCTER
Wanna xome ovr to my place I got this lazy brown fox that LOCVeas junping fences, maingf.
HOLLOR
6 AM IN THRE HEEEEEEEEYOUSE
*concerned*
I am too. I don't remember that at all. Wow.
;o
I wanna be drunker than Adam Morrison right now.
drunk as a birdhouse
nuccsas got fishermasn's toes
its really reaal
nuccsas got fishermasn's toes
its really reaal
*conjoined*
YO--
Who wantsta get drunk this Friday? I just got PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, sonny boy.
Who wantsta get drunk this Friday? I just got PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID, sonny boy.
FUCK YOU PAY ME MAN
Friends,
Let me prpose a taost:
To good health and prosperity to all and to o all a good night.
May Bruce Banner's disease nevfer touch anyone else like it has me.
DRUNIK
Let me prpose a taost:
To good health and prosperity to all and to o all a good night.
May Bruce Banner's disease nevfer touch anyone else like it has me.
DRUNIK
*consoined*
DRUBK:::
Here's the thing. I know I wll never seay anything really important in my life and that is okjeay.
SMASHBOT. Thats whassup.
PAUL:
Here's the thing. I know I wll never seay anything really important in my life and that is okjeay.
SMASHBOT. Thats whassup.
PAUL:
*face contorts*
bqllsw. Nuggaz is fullin muh. drunkl. I vam dxrunk.
BADLLS.
BADLLS.
i barfed in the toilet last night
the black man tried to fight
the black man tried to fight
WAAAAAAAAAY too soon on that VA Tech joke earlier in this thread, PNast.
drunk tonight and tring to holla atchall heard em thats whassup
YA'LL NEED TO KNW THAT SHIT SONNY BOT
PAZ FRAG
SAY SOMETHIN PAUL
YA'LL NEED TO KNW THAT SHIT SONNY BOT
PAZ FRAG
SAY SOMETHIN PAUL
8 0
So, I got drnunk tonight. Does that nake me a bad vegetarian?
: p
yep
Me and Paul have been drinking since 1:3o PM. Oh shit, I am drubnk as fak. Shitbird is WATCHJING ALLIS PEACEDFUIL AND FAILUTRE IS IMMINETNT.
BALSS.
PARTY PART TWO IS A SUCCESS.
BALSS.
PARTY PART TWO IS A SUCCESS.
if this thread was a twitter post i'd mark it as a favorite!
if this thread was a twitter post it would be even gayer
what the fuck is twitter
tyia
tyia
told yo ass about twitter nigga
we were having lunch with gerrit, 'member?
we were having lunch with gerrit, 'member?
Drunk ad fuck. WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?! PAUL WHERE IS MY DINNRE? YOU PR
Drunk as fck.
Blue Navigator RUNINED. GODDMANIT PAUL.
Blue Navigator RUNINED. GODDMANIT PAUL.
A YO WHEERE MY OMGTRU NI44AS ATTTTTTT?????!?
who?
git on ya ole ghost.
GIT GIT
GIT GIT
wait is mota dead now?!
I never had the chance to tell him that he's th
I never had the chance to tell him that he's th
Listen up MAYES I WILL KILL YOU CAUSEE YOU LOVR NIFFTER
FATFUT
FIUKKKERS YOU CAN EAT MY sdd
FATFUT
FIUKKKERS YOU CAN EAT MY sdd
Old Grandad + empty stomahc = woo
bers since 630 and me and jarf just cam eohome hay we played pkeor
hay wahsaup maye is here
dwho
hay wahsaup maye is here
dwho
*furrows brow
Old Grandad + empty stomahc = woo
Can this be a quote?
Can this be a quote?
rnagers 30 oriolers 3 omg wha? waht happpdned
DURNK
DURNK
jerff ya tht can bee a quot
pee ess. orlioles scuk the biig on
pee ess. orlioles scuk the biig on
It's my birthday weekend coming up. Expect this thread to be well-ignited with fodder, people.
woo
woo
i love that this thread perenially stays on the first page i spelled perenially wrong rite?
all caps now
THE FIRST DAMN DRINK I EVER HAD WAS A GODDAMN TEQUILA POURED INTO MY COKE CAN WHILE I WA ST ON A PORCH IN FOREST HILLS AND NOBODY SAID JACK SHIT
YOU UNDERSTAND ME
YOU UNDERSTAND ME
THEN ONE NIGHT I KEPT DRINKING BUD LIGHT CANS AGAINST MY WILL AND THE BLONDE GIRL RAN AWAY FROM ME HOW ABOUT THAT SHIT
SIXTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU BUZZARDS
sidenote: i think "'in rainbows' really ties all the loose ends that they experimented with between kid a and hail to the thief, am i rite?"
injured
DRUBNKS
(bump)
YA'LL NI
(bump)
YA'LL NI
drubnk as fak chillin listnin t'that BIG DOE REHAB FA
I thought I heard ghost call out Jerrf when he's shouting out folks on "We Celebrate"
oops, i meant "White Linen Affai