Jules and I got a food processor for our anniversary so I christened that mother fucker with Joey's salsa. Shit is good everybody.
For a corn chip, this is like sitting in the jacuzzi from Hot Tub Time Machine - it's that good.
I washed my car with Joey's salsa and now it shines like the Archimedes death ray. It literally does this, I stopped at a crosswalk and incinerated 2 children.
I tried putting Joey's salsa into a jar but it broke out and insisted on laying in a lounge chair all day in the back yard. I don't know how sanitary this is, but every time I ask it to come in it just flicks cigarettes at me and yells, "Get me a freshen up!".
Joey's salsa is cheaper than gas and more powerful than jet fuel.
At a recent wedding, Joey's salsa gave a toast that made the bride's parents cry with joy and led to a 15 minute standing ovation.
For a corn chip, this is like sitting in the jacuzzi from Hot Tub Time Machine - it's that good.
I washed my car with Joey's salsa and now it shines like the Archimedes death ray. It literally does this, I stopped at a crosswalk and incinerated 2 children.
I tried putting Joey's salsa into a jar but it broke out and insisted on laying in a lounge chair all day in the back yard. I don't know how sanitary this is, but every time I ask it to come in it just flicks cigarettes at me and yells, "Get me a freshen up!".
Joey's salsa is cheaper than gas and more powerful than jet fuel.
At a recent wedding, Joey's salsa gave a toast that made the bride's parents cry with joy and led to a 15 minute standing ovation.
