Shit is frozen as FUCK

These seal walruses and their water holes. It's like iPhones for the ocean. Whoever has the best breathing circle wins (lives).

Everything in the ocean is a million times more terrifying than anything on the surface. If there was a 20 foot tall sea anemone in the desert we'd call it "God" and throw deer at it every solstice.

Can you train anything other than a human to be a music critic? Will a penguin seriously give a shit comparing a new Metallica album to "Ride The Lightning"?

Wait do animals even have ears?

Just watched a penguin STEAL building material from an artistic penguin. THIS SHIT IS ON TV IT DOESN'T GO AWAY

Found him, guys. His name is David Penguin: www.facebook.com/Dave_Peng2011

Seriously guys I'm going to start a charity to scatter 10,000 revolvers all across Antarctica so everything can just kill itself rather than live in this shit.

kickstarter bro

maro