just wanted to take this opportunity to mention that i am DOMINATING both leagues now thanks to cliff lee. 9 point lead in omgtru classic and 14 point lead in omgtru pro. IT'S GONNA BE A LONG SEASON BOYS

of course i don't expect this to last more than a day

"SS Asdrubal Cabrera has been placed on the Bereavement List, and has returned to his native Venezuela due to a death in his immediate family."

I'm pretty sure his recently deceased family member wouldn't want him to tank my team right now.

Cliff wants to know why the Giants have a Cubs clock in the visitors clubhouse.

i'm failing all around

I'm tied for last in trultimate, so

this shit is glorious

Cliff Lee to DL, Joey's pants shitted. More as ev

nah it's cool my boys got this

From 3rd to last place in 2 days, feel the excitement!

HEY I'M WINNING A LEAGUE AS OF RIGHT NOW

NOT ANYMORE

he also threw a no-hitter on acid, burton

Man I sure miss the gif thread.

oh cool so josh hamilton goes 5/5 with 4 hour runs and my guys still only manage to hit .226

josh hamilton had the runs for four hours? poor dude

Thanks Mayes, this is our generations Zapruder film.

man A's games are the best: attendance in the 4 digits, open drug use, cheap lagunitas IPA, roaming coffee hawkers, scary Raiders fans just killing time until football season/prison comes along, conveniently hellish ride through west oakland after the game