Lots of speculation going around so I just wanted to update everyone that Joey will indeed be taking omgtru stock public. We've decided to trade on the NAIRSDAQ market under the symbol SLABS. Gold Man Saxx (the person) is sponsoring the IPO and the initial asking price per share is $450.00, based on that I think that's what a stock costs. Just to review the current share breakdown and value:

Joey Nelson: 51%, $18,130,000
EMZ: 33%, $12,210,000
The Nair Group: 4%, $15.00 (devalued due to reverse infinity stock split)
Jarf Fund Partners: 4%, $1,480,000
Dantony: 0% pending litigation
Shaquille O'Neal: 3%, payable in DUNKS
Bono: 3%, payable in REVERB
Andreessen Horowitz: 2%, $740,000

We expect the share price to increase dramatically after the launch, particularly on the strength of our patents on the Aptburger and Keurig-type Milkshake Machine.

don't even think about winklevossing me bros!

First you get the coke, then you get the omgtru, then you get the w

dantony's innocence will be proven in a court of law. we are confident dantony will be cleared of all charges, and dantony eagerly awaits the chance to defend itself.

Dantony found dead in holding cell; apparent suicide(s?)

If Dantony were the inventors of omgtru, then Anthaniel would have invented omgtru.

Good numbers in early trading

when can jamie kennedy cash in and make my millions?

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This thread.

Any truth to the rumors that a Joey Nelson and EMZ merger based on false numbers has put this stock in peril? Investors have begun to worry that the publicizing of the company has brought some "skeletons out of the closet" if you will. CNBC reporting a press conference for Monday to "inspire confidence" amongst those doubting the validity of the 2011 fiscal year.

Typical analyst fearmongering; the numbers are solid. I'm sick and tired of all th--hang on dudes the Feds are here, they have guns they're telling me to get on the grou

Jopy, EMZ arrested, to spend time at "club fed."

look for my remake in 2016!

yeah I could see that taking 4 years to shoot and edit

dantony is brought to justice after an ingenious jailbreak/massacre and month-long run from police. dantony still maintains innocence, blames system.

Kennedy's not a stockholder. How the FUCK did he get into this meeting?

Acquisition rumors abound as godthatissotrue board of directors hold emergency meeting:

we used to be tihgt jeff

cash rules everything around me, jamey

sorry bro

get this guy the FUCK outta here