"Dinosaurs" fan fiction

Robbie sat in his room with his head in his hands, his head was in a whirl, his heart was beating at a hundred miles an hour and his head couldn't stop spinning. He had never been embarrassed in his whole life, getting the urge to do the mating dance in front of Caroline like that! His first attempt to woo her went bad enough the first time! He failed to understand how he could still have feelings for her, she had made it perfectly clear that muscler jocks turned her on, and, he couldn't live up to that. Before he had taken Thornoids and that had been a complete disaster, the rage, the conceit! Spike was right, he had been an idiot.
This is the reason we were culled from the womb, dudes.
this is too good to be fan fic, are you sure these aren't excerpts from actual "Dinosaurs" shooting scripts?
Welp, I guess I'd have to watch the sh
things to be asked at 6am by your wife who is borrowing your phone: "why do you have 3 tabs of Dinosaurs fan fiction open?"
A: NOT THE MOMMA!

(canned laughter/applause)
the rage, the conceit!
mods change my name to "Love, or Infactuation?" plz
is it sad that i remember the steroids episode?
i only remember the steroids episode and something about a construction worker union strike or something.
ay yo mayes u fucked up son
ASTEROIDS episode, squares

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