omgtru "5 for 5" t-shirt collection

hello friends,

as part of our ongoing OMGTOBER festivities i am proud to announce the omgtru 5th anniversary "5 for 5" t-shirt collection. this is an exclusive, limited edition collection of 5 t-shirts celebrating omgtru and everything it stands for. we will be unveiling a new design every day this week. if you haven't given me your t-shirt size and address, please email me at joey@wlrs.net.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, here is the first design:



this doesn't really have anything to do with omgtru but it worked out nicely. please come back tomorrow for our second EXCLUSIVE design.
also: these are being printed this week and hopefully they will be mailed out to you guys early next week
so dope.
jopy just mail mine to the nairman I'll pick it up from him
oh just wait MAYES
OMGTOBER is the gift that keeps on giving, jopry
MAYES this one is for you:



Today's shirt is a tribute to the prince of the 'Tru, the delirious, mysterious, shadowy MAYES. Not much is known about MAYES except for his love of Duke basketball, his ability to impregnate gorgeous TV news anchors and his incredible comic ability. For five years of absolute hilarity, we salute you, MAYES.

Come back tomorrow for design number THREE.
epictober
detail shots of our first two designs:


MAYES 'Tru Devils

OMGTOBER
I've always wanted something to help me remember MAYES' name.
HOT OFF THE PRESSES:



thanks to burton for pics
dudes, this shit is 3D in real life
SHIRT
do we each get 5 shirts? if so, i'd wear all 5 shirts. all the time. every day.
everyone gets 5 blank tees and they have to draw these designs on th
1 shirt and 5 arms, FOR EVERYONE

omgtober
i'm very excited about our third EXCLUSIVE t-shirt. it's dedicated to omgtru fantasy baseball and the design is an homage to the rad san diego padres uniforms of the 1970s:



here's that logo in hi-res glory:



i'd really like this to be an annual thing for fantasy baseball. if i had a closet full of shirts like this i don't think there would really be a need to wear anything else.

and huge thanks to my bro for life hp for designing this.
This is so great. Anytober doesn't have shit on this.
brb gotta send a text
squarestober


BRETT MICHAELS CRUSHING IT (unrelated)
our penultimate t-shirt design features that mischievous mutt that captured our hearts (and made us HEH HEH): SNOPY!



enormous thanks to burton for this fantastic design. we can only hope this will lead to the return of the snopy strip!
snopy shirts rolling off the press:



This is the best October of my entire life
i don't know paul, it could be better
SNOPTOBER
joey, can you send me enough snopy shirts so that i never have to do laundry again?
ooh umbeebable
I'm speechless. Except for these two sentences.
I will say, though, that Jamie Kennedy has to be pretty disappointed he hasn't gotten a shirt yet.
i would be happy to send jamie a shirt. jamie email me and I'll give you my paypal info
well after the brutal experience we endured last night, it's time to regroup, heal and take solace in the love we have for one another. wrap yourself up in the warm, comforting snuggy that is the 5 year history of omgtru.

or wrap yourself up in our fifth and final omgtru t-shirt! this beauty pays tribute to the culture of the 'tru and some of those unforgettable characters we've met over the years:



DETAILS:

huge thanks to adam (superargo) for this mindblowing design
if anyone still hasn't gotten me their mailing address and size, hit me up at joey@wlrs.net
and if you want extras for associates, i can probably hook you up, just let me know which designs and sizes
OMGTOBER
I've instructed Julia I am to be buried in this shirt (no pants)
this represents all that is good. thank you.
Nothing is bad, and I am happy.
HOLY SHIT
holy shir
The omgtru shaq eyeballs are a nice touch.
well why don't you marry them new aggggggggggggg
NFL GENERIC
UPDATE: we have almost all of the shirts here, still waiting on the shaq heads which shipped yesterday.
"still waiting on the shaq heads which shipped yesterday." SHIRT
UPDATE: still waiting on shaq heads fffffffffff
UDPTAE: shaq heads are here, they're kinda messed up
o node
URPDOTS: shaq heads reprinting
o kay
May I have all of the reject shaq shirts pls?
all yours buddy
I don't know guys, the bums of America might look pretty slick walking around in fucked up Shaq tees.
people will just be like "why is that bum wearing a t-shirt with a deformed hamburger patty on it?"
actually people will probably be like, "ew, bum."
UPDATE:


good lookin kid. good lookin shirt. good lookin chair.
That chair sucks.
it is profoundly uncomfortable
Just like the Penn State showers. TOO S
UPDATE: shaq heads reprinting next week
do any of you dudes know a good place to get shirts pr
Where are my shaqburger shirts joey?
at the aptburger team store, squares

1 sweetbird plaza ny, ny 10001

Codephrase "why does paul hate me?" gets you 15% off!!!1!
anthony it's a tr
endy new place that would impress your friends.
trendy chavez
UPDATE: shaq heads have been reprinted. get ready for OMGVEMBER
so much better than movember
still waiting for shaqburger shirts...
omgtranksgiving
UPDATE: boxes packed, shipping out Friday. GET READY DUDES
thanksjoeygiving

JOPY GOODMAN
UPDATE: PACKAGES SHIPPED. best black friday deal ever dudes
let me know if i messed up anyone's stuff, it was like a t-shirt factory exploded in here. if i gave you the wrong sizes or left out some shirts i should be able to correct that.

also PRIORITY MAIL FLAT RATE is my jam
Omgcantwait!!!!!


(girl scream)
Headlines in the Jarf Gazzette today:

SHIRTS ARRIVE:
Life Worth Living

Record Turnout in Vote:
Shirts Elected to Office

Bats Executed For Hate Crimes

Jopy Goodman, MAYES to have
statues erected in their honor

Thanks Joey! I celebrated OMGebruanuary by having Julia throw out all of my pants.

NAIRSvemb
Thanks for all the stuff man, I was almost completely out of clean laundry.
Porky Piggin' it.
SHIRTS HAS EM
Joey this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. I've always wanted to see Shaq's head across my wife's breasts, and you've made that a reality.
Paul, get off my wife's chest.
dudes don't be alarmed by any powdery white subst
:(
jamie i sent yours but i'm realizing now i might have had the wrong address. this is where i sent it:

Jamie Kennedy
Hollywood, CA

is that right?
Joey, he moved recently:

Jamie Kennedy
Cardboard box under a bridge, Somewhere


This is my buddy Dylan in the Snopy shirt carrying his dog, "Snopy." Yes, he named his dog Snopy.
Wife wants the Snopy shirt. I was like, "hey, you gotta earn it. You don't just have this stuff given to you."
lot of dexter DVDs lying around dylan's house. concerned for the dog
omgawesome
i just put on the snopy shirt and within the first minute my stomach growled. i swear it sounded like a dog wimpering/growling "snopy."
sleeper stomach agent ACTIVATED
So wait, I'm wearing my Snopy shirt today too. Who ISN'T currently wearing a Snopy shirt?
still haven't received sh
irt
wearing snopy shirt
I really want a Snoopy shirt. My life is falling apart. Please give me one.
wearing a MAYES adult onesie
OMGtober success story from the liquor store last night:

Hipster Clerk: "Snopy, huh?"
Me: "Haha, yeah."
Hipster Clerk: ...
Hipster Clerk: "Snopy, not Snoopy?"
Me: "Yeah."
Hipster Clerk: "Oh, it's Snopy not Snoopy."

[at this point I offer a brief explanation of what the fuck this is all about]

Hipster Clerk: "So did you make a book of these?"
Me: "No, basically no one knows about it."
Hipster Clerk: "You should publish that, I bet someone would like it. Do you want your receipt?"
Me: "Yes, thanks."
burton there is still time to get this book in stores for the holidays
don't lose that receipt, burton


UPDATE: The clerk's name was Jamry. Is that a real name?
you guys have some weird M&M flavors in kans
still no shirts what's h
amburger?
taber: yo wtf is snopy
taber: please god answer
Holy shit! Just got my package after it sat at my sisters go a few weeks! Holy shit nuts. Thanks Joey so dope. Love the Ben and Joey joint. And shaq kil
ts are perfect for the holidays
i'm happy to report that i was wearing my OMG TRU "run dmc" design shirt on the beach in costa rica when an elderly white american guy wearing wraparound shades stopped me and asked me what it meant. when i told him it was a website he informed me that i was a hindu mystic and thanks to his unraveling of the secrets of the universe i was going to blend with energy and become the universal truth.

they have these plantains down here that they smash so th
nair you will be missed
you will be "mi
so now that we have a few months under our belts, which shirts do you wear the most? I love them all, but I wear the crap out of the Mayes shirt.
My MAYES shirt has shrunk a bit (read: I'm fatter than ever) but I actually get told by random new yorkers on the street and in the subway that my OMG TRU run dmc shirt is awesome.
Gotta admit I wear the shaq shirt the least because it scares me a bit
yeah the shaq shirt is the one i wear the least too
snopy, hands down
Snopy, hands up. Do not move.
Snopy make me oh so cool
most people who ask me about the snopy shirt assume that it's some cheap asian knockoff of an intentional Snoopy product that i found somewhere in china or something. i'm far too lazy to explain the truth.
oh and several people (all older white dads) have asked me which one of the winners i am on the fantasy baseball shirt and when i reply none of them, they laugh at me.
I'm rocking the Law and Order Ben and Joey joint on the regular and people are generally confused by it.
oh shit i forgot about that shirt i don't even think i've worn it yet
SHAQ man here
i'm not afraid to cruise around in the SHAQ shirt
all my shirts are wayyy too tight

i have been eating more
Yeah, I'm in the Mayes camp. My Snopy shirt was the most worn until I ate all the foods.
glad i'm not the only one "bulking up" :(
I wear all of them except the MAYES one, because I want to avoid UNC-Duke convos at all costs since I actually like basketball. Now that it is the offseason, MAYES will get more burn. Mostly, people ask what O, M, G, True stands for. Then they figure it out after saying it aloud.
These shirts are amazing
JT
I missed a lot
dude complimented my shaq shirt this morning then immediately asked me for 75 cents
which I'm still waiting for, btw

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