omgtru "5 for 5" t-shirt collection

joey 10128
Oct 24 2011, 9:20AM
hello friends,

as part of our ongoing OMGTOBER festivities i am proud to announce the omgtru 5th anniversary "5 for 5" t-shirt collection. this is an exclusive, limited edition collection of 5 t-shirts celebrating omgtru and everything it stands for. we will be unveiling a new design every day this week. if you haven't given me your t-shirt size and address, please email me at joey@wlrs.net.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, here is the first design:



this doesn't really have anything to do with omgtru but it worked out nicely. please come back tomorrow for our second EXCLUSIVE design.
joey 10128
Oct 24 2011, 11:10AM
also: these are being printed this week and hopefully they will be mailed out to you guys early next week
newagey 244
Oct 24 2011, 11:44AM
so dope.
MAYES 1636
Oct 24 2011, 2:33PM
jopy just mail mine to the nairman I'll pick it up from him
joey 10128
Oct 24 2011, 2:39PM
oh just wait MAYES
jarf 7891
Oct 24 2011, 7:11PM
OMGTOBER is the gift that keeps on giving, jopry
palubat 3453
Oct 25 2011, 9:44AM
MAYES this one is for you:



Today's shirt is a tribute to the prince of the 'Tru, the delirious, mysterious, shadowy MAYES. Not much is known about MAYES except for his love of Duke basketball, his ability to impregnate gorgeous TV news anchors and his incredible comic ability. For five years of absolute hilarity, we salute you, MAYES.

Come back tomorrow for design number THREE.
burton 2668
Oct 25 2011, 9:44AM
epictober
joey 10128
Oct 25 2011, 9:49AM
detail shots of our first two designs:


joey 10128
Oct 25 2011, 1:29PM
MAYES 'Tru Devils

OMGTOBER
jarf 7891
Oct 25 2011, 1:43PM
I've always wanted something to help me remember MAYES' name.
joey 10128
Oct 25 2011, 4:57PM
HOT OFF THE PRESSES:



thanks to burton for pics
burton 2668
Oct 25 2011, 5:07PM
dudes, this shit is 3D in real life
anthony 3622
Oct 25 2011, 8:19PM
SHIRT
anthony 3622
Oct 25 2011, 8:20PM
do we each get 5 shirts? if so, i'd wear all 5 shirts. all the time. every day.
joey 10128
Oct 25 2011, 8:48PM
everyone gets 5 blank tees and they have to draw these designs on th
burton 2668
Oct 25 2011, 10:58PM
1 shirt and 5 arms, FOR EVERYONE

omgtober
joey 10128
Oct 26 2011, 7:48AM
i'm very excited about our third EXCLUSIVE t-shirt. it's dedicated to omgtru fantasy baseball and the design is an homage to the rad san diego padres uniforms of the 1970s:



here's that logo in hi-res glory:



i'd really like this to be an annual thing for fantasy baseball. if i had a closet full of shirts like this i don't think there would really be a need to wear anything else.

and huge thanks to my bro for life hp for designing this.
brian 1424
Oct 26 2011, 9:00PM
This is so great. Anytober doesn't have shit on this.
joey 10128
Oct 26 2011, 9:02PM
joey 10128
Oct 26 2011, 10:57PM
brb gotta send a text
daniel 780
Oct 26 2011, 11:16PM
squarestober
jarf 7891
Oct 26 2011, 11:34PM


BRETT MICHAELS CRUSHING IT (unrelated)
joey 10128
Oct 27 2011, 7:22AM
our penultimate t-shirt design features that mischievous mutt that captured our hearts (and made us HEH HEH): SNOPY!



enormous thanks to burton for this fantastic design. we can only hope this will lead to the return of the snopy strip!
joey 10128
Oct 27 2011, 7:25AM
snopy shirts rolling off the press:



palubat 3453
Oct 27 2011, 8:57AM
This is the best October of my entire life
burton 2668
Oct 27 2011, 9:44AM
i don't know paul, it could be better
joey 10128
Oct 27 2011, 10:11AM
SNOPTOBER
anthony 3622
Oct 27 2011, 6:02PM
joey, can you send me enough snopy shirts so that i never have to do laundry again?
MAYES 1636
Oct 27 2011, 6:25PM
ooh umbeebable
jarf 7891
Oct 27 2011, 10:58PM
I'm speechless. Except for these two sentences.
jarf 7891
Oct 27 2011, 10:59PM
I will say, though, that Jamie Kennedy has to be pretty disappointed he hasn't gotten a shirt yet.
joey 10128
Oct 27 2011, 11:16PM
i would be happy to send jamie a shirt. jamie email me and I'll give you my paypal info
joey 10128
Oct 28 2011, 8:19AM
well after the brutal experience we endured last night, it's time to regroup, heal and take solace in the love we have for one another. wrap yourself up in the warm, comforting snuggy that is the 5 year history of omgtru.

or wrap yourself up in our fifth and final omgtru t-shirt! this beauty pays tribute to the culture of the 'tru and some of those unforgettable characters we've met over the years:



DETAILS:

joey 10128
Oct 28 2011, 8:20AM
huge thanks to adam (superargo) for this mindblowing design
joey 10128
Oct 28 2011, 8:20AM
if anyone still hasn't gotten me their mailing address and size, hit me up at joey@wlrs.net
joey 10128
Oct 28 2011, 8:20AM
and if you want extras for associates, i can probably hook you up, just let me know which designs and sizes
joey 10128
Oct 28 2011, 8:21AM
OMGTOBER
burton 2668
Oct 28 2011, 9:43AM
I've instructed Julia I am to be buried in this shirt (no pants)
brian 1424
Oct 28 2011, 10:42AM
this represents all that is good. thank you.
jarf 7891
Oct 28 2011, 8:29PM
Nothing is bad, and I am happy.
anthony 3622
Oct 29 2011, 4:23PM
HOLY SHIT
joey 10128
Oct 29 2011, 4:55PM
holy shir
newagey 244
Oct 30 2011, 4:40PM
The omgtru shaq eyeballs are a nice touch.
jarf 7891
Oct 30 2011, 11:44PM
well why don't you marry them new aggggggggggggg
joey 10128
Oct 31 2011, 8:35AM
NFL GENERIC
joey 10128
Nov 1 2011, 9:14AM
UPDATE: we have almost all of the shirts here, still waiting on the shaq heads which shipped yesterday.
brian 1424
Nov 1 2011, 8:48PM
"still waiting on the shaq heads which shipped yesterday." SHIRT
joey 10128
Nov 3 2011, 12:28PM
UPDATE: still waiting on shaq heads fffffffffff
joey 10128
Nov 3 2011, 4:13PM
UDPTAE: shaq heads are here, they're kinda messed up
jarf 7891
Nov 3 2011, 5:48PM
o node
joey 10128
Nov 4 2011, 3:11PM
URPDOTS: shaq heads reprinting
jarf 7891
Nov 4 2011, 6:44PM
o kay
anthony 3622
Nov 4 2011, 8:29PM
May I have all of the reject shaq shirts pls?
joey 10128
Nov 4 2011, 9:57PM
all yours buddy
burton 2668
Nov 4 2011, 10:06PM
I don't know guys, the bums of America might look pretty slick walking around in fucked up Shaq tees.
joey 10128
Nov 4 2011, 10:12PM
people will just be like "why is that bum wearing a t-shirt with a deformed hamburger patty on it?"
burton 2668
Nov 4 2011, 10:46PM
actually people will probably be like, "ew, bum."
joey 10128
Nov 6 2011, 12:16PM
UPDATE:


brian 1424
Nov 6 2011, 12:45PM
good lookin kid. good lookin shirt. good lookin chair.
jarf 7891
Nov 7 2011, 12:04AM
That chair sucks.
joey 10128
Nov 7 2011, 9:39AM
it is profoundly uncomfortable
brian 1424
Nov 7 2011, 7:39PM
Just like the Penn State showers. TOO S
joey 10128
Nov 8 2011, 2:30PM
UPDATE: shaq heads reprinting next week
joey 10128
Nov 8 2011, 2:31PM
do any of you dudes know a good place to get shirts pr
anthony 3622
Nov 8 2011, 2:59PM
Where are my shaqburger shirts joey?
jarf 7891
Nov 8 2011, 3:28PM
at the aptburger team store, squares

1 sweetbird plaza ny, ny 10001

Codephrase "why does paul hate me?" gets you 15% off!!!1!
joey 10128
Nov 8 2011, 3:54PM
anthony it's a tr
jarf 7891
Nov 8 2011, 9:47PM
endy new place that would impress your friends.
joey 10128
Nov 9 2011, 9:29AM
trendy chavez
joey 10128
Nov 17 2011, 9:20AM
UPDATE: shaq heads have been reprinted. get ready for OMGVEMBER
jarf 7891
Nov 17 2011, 1:11PM
so much better than movember
anthony 3622
Nov 17 2011, 3:05PM
still waiting for shaqburger shirts...
brian 1424
Nov 17 2011, 9:47PM
omgtranksgiving
joey 10128
Nov 23 2011, 10:56PM
UPDATE: boxes packed, shipping out Friday. GET READY DUDES
anthony 3622
Nov 24 2011, 1:23PM
thanksjoeygiving

jarf 7891
Nov 24 2011, 7:51PM
JOPY GOODMAN
joey 10128
Nov 25 2011, 11:31AM
UPDATE: PACKAGES SHIPPED. best black friday deal ever dudes
joey 10128
Nov 25 2011, 1:22PM
let me know if i messed up anyone's stuff, it was like a t-shirt factory exploded in here. if i gave you the wrong sizes or left out some shirts i should be able to correct that.

also PRIORITY MAIL FLAT RATE is my jam
brian 1424
Nov 27 2011, 11:28AM
Omgcantwait!!!!!


(girl scream)
jarf 7891
Nov 28 2011, 3:59PM
Headlines in the Jarf Gazzette today:

SHIRTS ARRIVE:
Life Worth Living

Record Turnout in Vote:
Shirts Elected to Office

Bats Executed For Hate Crimes

Jopy Goodman, MAYES to have
statues erected in their honor
burton 2668
Nov 28 2011, 9:10PM

Thanks Joey! I celebrated OMGebruanuary by having Julia throw out all of my pants.

NAIRSvemb
rob 24
Nov 28 2011, 9:29PM
Thanks for all the stuff man, I was almost completely out of clean laundry.
joey 10128
Nov 28 2011, 9:36PM
Porky Piggin' it.
anthony 3622
Nov 28 2011, 10:30PM
SHIRTS HAS EM
brian 1424
Nov 28 2011, 10:46PM
Joey this is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. I've always wanted to see Shaq's head across my wife's breasts, and you've made that a reality.
brian 1424
Nov 28 2011, 10:47PM
Paul, get off my wife's chest.
joey 10128
Nov 28 2011, 10:49PM
dudes don't be alarmed by any powdery white subst
jamiekennedy 356
Nov 29 2011, 12:08PM
:(
joey 10128
Nov 29 2011, 12:43PM
jamie i sent yours but i'm realizing now i might have had the wrong address. this is where i sent it:

Jamie Kennedy
Hollywood, CA

is that right?
burton 2668
Nov 29 2011, 12:55PM
Joey, he moved recently:

Jamie Kennedy
Cardboard box under a bridge, Somewhere
jarf 7891
Nov 29 2011, 1:05PM


This is my buddy Dylan in the Snopy shirt carrying his dog, "Snopy." Yes, he named his dog Snopy.
rob 24
Nov 29 2011, 1:07PM
Wife wants the Snopy shirt. I was like, "hey, you gotta earn it. You don't just have this stuff given to you."
joey 10128
Nov 29 2011, 1:26PM
lot of dexter DVDs lying around dylan's house. concerned for the dog
burton 2668
Nov 29 2011, 3:38PM
omgawesome
daniel 780
Nov 29 2011, 3:53PM
i just put on the snopy shirt and within the first minute my stomach growled. i swear it sounded like a dog wimpering/growling "snopy."
joey 10128
Nov 29 2011, 3:54PM
sleeper stomach agent ACTIVATED
burton 2668
Nov 29 2011, 5:08PM
So wait, I'm wearing my Snopy shirt today too. Who ISN'T currently wearing a Snopy shirt?
palubat 3453
Nov 29 2011, 5:28PM
still haven't received sh
joey 10128
Nov 29 2011, 5:35PM
irt
jarf 7891
Nov 29 2011, 5:49PM
wearing snopy shirt
jamiekennedy 356
Nov 29 2011, 6:41PM
I really want a Snoopy shirt. My life is falling apart. Please give me one.
joey 10128
Nov 30 2011, 1:04AM
wearing a MAYES adult onesie
burton 2668
Nov 30 2011, 9:10AM
OMGtober success story from the liquor store last night:

Hipster Clerk: "Snopy, huh?"
Me: "Haha, yeah."
Hipster Clerk: ...
Hipster Clerk: "Snopy, not Snoopy?"
Me: "Yeah."
Hipster Clerk: "Oh, it's Snopy not Snoopy."

[at this point I offer a brief explanation of what the fuck this is all about]

Hipster Clerk: "So did you make a book of these?"
Me: "No, basically no one knows about it."
Hipster Clerk: "You should publish that, I bet someone would like it. Do you want your receipt?"
Me: "Yes, thanks."
joey 10128
Nov 30 2011, 9:15AM
burton there is still time to get this book in stores for the holidays
palubat 3453
Nov 30 2011, 9:29AM
don't lose that receipt, burton
burton 2668
Nov 30 2011, 10:41AM


UPDATE: The clerk's name was Jamry. Is that a real name?
joey 10128
Nov 30 2011, 10:44AM
you guys have some weird M&M flavors in kans
palubat 3453
Nov 30 2011, 4:15PM
still no shirts what's h
brian 1424
Dec 10 2011, 10:24PM
amburger?
joey 10128
Dec 16 2011, 9:12AM
taber: yo wtf is snopy
taber: please god answer
newagey 244
Dec 22 2011, 1:23PM
Holy shit! Just got my package after it sat at my sisters go a few weeks! Holy shit nuts. Thanks Joey so dope. Love the Ben and Joey joint. And shaq kil
joey 10128
Dec 30 2011, 9:47PM
ts are perfect for the holidays
palubat 3453
Dec 31 2011, 10:32AM
i'm happy to report that i was wearing my OMG TRU "run dmc" design shirt on the beach in costa rica when an elderly white american guy wearing wraparound shades stopped me and asked me what it meant. when i told him it was a website he informed me that i was a hindu mystic and thanks to his unraveling of the secrets of the universe i was going to blend with energy and become the universal truth.

they have these plantains down here that they smash so th
MAYES 1636
Dec 31 2011, 11:54AM
nair you will be missed
joey 10128
Dec 31 2011, 4:22PM
you will be "mi
brian 1424
Apr 7 2012, 8:38PM
so now that we have a few months under our belts, which shirts do you wear the most? I love them all, but I wear the crap out of the Mayes shirt.
palubat 3453
Apr 7 2012, 10:34PM
My MAYES shirt has shrunk a bit (read: I'm fatter than ever) but I actually get told by random new yorkers on the street and in the subway that my OMG TRU run dmc shirt is awesome.
palubat 3453
Apr 7 2012, 10:35PM
Gotta admit I wear the shaq shirt the least because it scares me a bit
brian 1424
Apr 7 2012, 11:39PM
yeah the shaq shirt is the one i wear the least too
anthony 3622
Apr 8 2012, 1:40AM
snopy, hands down
palubat 3453
Apr 8 2012, 9:36AM
Snopy, hands up. Do not move.
jarf 7891
Apr 8 2012, 8:49PM
Snopy make me oh so cool
palubat 3453
Apr 9 2012, 10:54AM
most people who ask me about the snopy shirt assume that it's some cheap asian knockoff of an intentional Snoopy product that i found somewhere in china or something. i'm far too lazy to explain the truth.
palubat 3453
Apr 9 2012, 10:55AM
oh and several people (all older white dads) have asked me which one of the winners i am on the fantasy baseball shirt and when i reply none of them, they laugh at me.
newagey 244
Apr 9 2012, 2:20PM
I'm rocking the Law and Order Ben and Joey joint on the regular and people are generally confused by it.
palubat 3453
Apr 9 2012, 3:05PM
oh shit i forgot about that shirt i don't even think i've worn it yet
joey 10128
Apr 9 2012, 3:39PM
SHAQ man here
anthony 3622
Apr 9 2012, 7:20PM
i'm not afraid to cruise around in the SHAQ shirt
MAYES 1636
Apr 10 2012, 8:27AM
all my shirts are wayyy too tight

i have been eating more
burton 2668
Apr 10 2012, 8:56AM
Yeah, I'm in the Mayes camp. My Snopy shirt was the most worn until I ate all the foods.
joey 10128
Apr 10 2012, 2:47PM
glad i'm not the only one "bulking up" :(
joey 10128
Apr 10 2012, 2:47PM
jarf 7891
Apr 10 2012, 4:57PM
I wear all of them except the MAYES one, because I want to avoid UNC-Duke convos at all costs since I actually like basketball. Now that it is the offseason, MAYES will get more burn. Mostly, people ask what O, M, G, True stands for. Then they figure it out after saying it aloud.
JT 864
Apr 29 2012, 8:53AM
These shirts are amazing
jarf 7891
May 1 2012, 3:47PM
JT
JT 864
May 2 2012, 10:04AM
I missed a lot
joey 10128
May 31 2012, 12:08PM
dude complimented my shaq shirt this morning then immediately asked me for 75 cents
rob 24
May 31 2012, 9:20PM
which I'm still waiting for, btw

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