joey: paul i'm thinking about retiring the IM highlights thread and starting a new one
joey: what do you think
paul: ehh, i don't really see the need
joey: what do you think
paul: ehh, i don't really see the need
IM highlights 2
me: Jarf no like IM Highlights 2
Palubat: we now know, more than ever
that JOPY badman
me: Yes, Jopy BADMAN
Palubat: i fear for the MAYES
me: MAYES isn't gonna like this.
Palubat: we now know, more than ever
that JOPY badman
me: Yes, Jopy BADMAN
Palubat: i fear for the MAYES
me: MAYES isn't gonna like this.
Palubat: i know nothing good will come of this
can he be handcuffed at least
me: yes
me: so you'll go?
Palubat: yeah if he's handcuffed
me: GROSS HE'S ENTERING MURS' CAVE
Palubat: sure is slimy in here
me: sound of car speeding off
Palubat: odamn
can he be handcuffed at least
me: yes
me: so you'll go?
Palubat: yeah if he's handcuffed
me: GROSS HE'S ENTERING MURS' CAVE
Palubat: sure is slimy in here
me: sound of car speeding off
Palubat: odamn
two step flow: you deem geese ignoble?
two step flow: maybe the cape barren goose
two step flow: but a canada goose is hellafied noble
two step flow: maybe the cape barren goose
two step flow: but a canada goose is hellafied noble
paul: joey what if told you i could get you a personal meet and greet with WILL.I.AM
paul disconnected
paul disconnected
Palubat: why are you pulling that out of your butt in a syringe
me: THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER
me: THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER
two step flow: would you have lunch at pf changs with plies
Jon Mayes: who's paying
two step flow: him
Jon Mayes: yes
two step flow: he's extremely self conscious
Jon Mayes: i'll walk him through the menu
two step flow: seems to have never seen a napkin before
Jon Mayes: get real loose on sake
two step flow: yep he's crying now
two step flow: wow
Jon Mayes: check please
two step flow: he's waving the waiters away
Jon Mayes: who's paying
two step flow: him
Jon Mayes: yes
two step flow: he's extremely self conscious
Jon Mayes: i'll walk him through the menu
two step flow: seems to have never seen a napkin before
Jon Mayes: get real loose on sake
two step flow: yep he's crying now
two step flow: wow
Jon Mayes: check please
two step flow: he's waving the waiters away
RYNAD: only hope is that Kevin Durant will sho up at my apt and start draining dirty clothes into my hamper
me: oh man
he'd drop 200 on you
RYNAD: easy
me: but that one time you block the pants from getting in the hamper? Greatest day of your life.
RYNAD: I'd be all like "GET THAT DENIM OUT OF HERE GET THAT DENIM OUT OF HERE"
bunch of back dudes in my room with their mouths covered going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH"
*black
me: I imagined back dudes, now there's nothingness.
me: oh man
he'd drop 200 on you
RYNAD: easy
me: but that one time you block the pants from getting in the hamper? Greatest day of your life.
RYNAD: I'd be all like "GET THAT DENIM OUT OF HERE GET THAT DENIM OUT OF HERE"
bunch of back dudes in my room with their mouths covered going "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH"
*black
me: I imagined back dudes, now there's nothingness.
me: buttsuction.net
NAIR: totally safe for work
me: is that a thing
NAIR: welp just found my dream job
what is this supposed to accomplish exactly
me: byutts
NAIR: totally safe for work
me: is that a thing
NAIR: welp just found my dream job
what is this supposed to accomplish exactly
me: byutts
randysterling: whats good
me: oh you know
loading up this ammo to explode it on a camel and his soldiers
just had a cream soda
it sucked
me: oh you know
loading up this ammo to explode it on a camel and his soldiers
just had a cream soda
it sucked
me: gross what is he doing
get away from him randy
randy why aren't you getting away from him
GROSS HE'S JACKING MAX B OFF
get away from him randy
randy why aren't you getting away from him
GROSS HE'S JACKING MAX B OFF
me: paul
Palubat: hi
me: I want to tell you something
but you can't tell anyone else
Palubat: ok
me: MY MONEY LONG LIKE SLEEVES
Palubat: i told randy
me: ffffff
Palubat: (he was going to the bathroom)
me: fffffff
Palubat: hi
me: I want to tell you something
but you can't tell anyone else
Palubat: ok
me: MY MONEY LONG LIKE SLEEVES
Palubat: i told randy
me: ffffff
Palubat: (he was going to the bathroom)
me: fffffff
burton: 500 green ball sacks please
me: boy if only i had a dollar for every time that phrase crossed my lips
me: boy if only i had a dollar for every time that phrase crossed my lips
whatsupjoey: no thanks i have responsibilities at home paul
two step flow: oh don't worry joey
two step flow: the DUNGEON FAMILY have kindly offered to see over things at home during your trip
two step flow: joey big ghipp can't seem to find the paper towels can you tell him wh
whatsupjoey: paul what is big gipp doing with my food processor
two step flow: lol
two step flow: oh don't worry joey
two step flow: the DUNGEON FAMILY have kindly offered to see over things at home during your trip
two step flow: joey big ghipp can't seem to find the paper towels can you tell him wh
whatsupjoey: paul what is big gipp doing with my food processor
two step flow: lol
me: Oh yeah, I'm all sadded up.
I'm on my nothing means anything grind.
I am not a bird.
Tedd: I am not a football team.
me: I am not a falling leaf.
I am not a remote control.
Tedd: Everything I do is not art.
me: Give me the cheetos and I will eat them.
I'm on my nothing means anything grind.
I am not a bird.
Tedd: I am not a football team.
me: I am not a falling leaf.
I am not a remote control.
Tedd: Everything I do is not art.
me: Give me the cheetos and I will eat them.
burton: he literally made wine out of acorns from his yard
Palubat: : L
me: how is it?
Palubat: it's terrible
me: FREAK U
I got my degree in social engineering online at FREAK U
Palubat: i got my wisdom teeth extracted at FREAKNIK
me: that woman won't no dentist but DAT AZZ
me: how is it?
Palubat: it's terrible
me: FREAK U
I got my degree in social engineering online at FREAK U
Palubat: i got my wisdom teeth extracted at FREAKNIK
me: that woman won't no dentist but DAT AZZ
from last week:
brian: i may not be able to liveblog the world series, but there may be other things i can liveblog
me: liveblog the layoffs at your company
brian: jesus
brian: i may not be able to liveblog the world series, but there may be other things i can liveblog
me: liveblog the layoffs at your company
brian: jesus
me: that's as much as you can ask for from dream luda
Palubat: yeah tru
Palubat: yeah tru
brian: this chat isn't going on the tru is it?
me: do you not want people to know your parents died on 9/11?
brian: yeah i'd rather keep that under wraps
me: do you not want people to know your parents died on 9/11?
brian: yeah i'd rather keep that under wraps
two step flow: moonday
two step flow: night
two step flow: flotbals
Jon Mayes: oboy
two step flow: ARE YOU R
two step flow: RR
two step flow: RRRRRR
Jon Mayes: andy
two step flow: ARE YOU RRR R RR
two step flow: R RR
two step flow: RR
Jon Mayes: he's flooded again
two step flow: pump the ass
two step flow: gas
two step flow: gas
two step flow: i meant to say g
Jon Mayes: :(
two step flow: night
two step flow: flotbals
Jon Mayes: oboy
two step flow: ARE YOU R
two step flow: RR
two step flow: RRRRRR
Jon Mayes: andy
two step flow: ARE YOU RRR R RR
two step flow: R RR
two step flow: RR
Jon Mayes: he's flooded again
two step flow: pump the ass
two step flow: gas
two step flow: gas
two step flow: i meant to say g
Jon Mayes: :(
bigteef100: it would be an interesting choice to have to make
two step flow: if you expect me to eat that throbbing, neon-underlit sphere of meat rising from the steel vat, you're out of your mind
two step flow: if you expect me to eat that throbbing, neon-underlit sphere of meat rising from the steel vat, you're out of your mind
Kris: did you know milk comes from eyeballs
me: even breastmilk?
wait, what?
Kris: yes all milk
we're changing it
me: let's do it
I'm all eyes on this one
Kris: I took out an ad on FM radio
gonna run during Casey Kasem
me: frequency modulation, I like it
that Kasem is going places
Kris: i'll shoot you some choice lines
me: he's the voice of the transformers generation
Kris: *** represents a really loud goose honking noise that I dropped two octaves using a guitar pedal
*
*
*
Narrator: HEY MILK
**
*
Narrator: COMES OUT OF EYEBALLS NOW
*
EVEN THE BOOB ONE AND THE COW ONES AND WE ALSO INVENTED A FROG ONE
**
that's it
me: GOATS GOATS GOATS
we need a website to shout
otherwise, that's perfect
like
*
CHECK US OUT AT MILK COMES FROM EYEBALLS DOT NET
Kris: TEXT "MILK SECRET" TO 555 FOR THE SECRET ON HOW WE DID IT. OK, I'LL JUST TELL YOU. WE KILLED TONY MEOLA.
me: *
me: even breastmilk?
wait, what?
Kris: yes all milk
we're changing it
me: let's do it
I'm all eyes on this one
Kris: I took out an ad on FM radio
gonna run during Casey Kasem
me: frequency modulation, I like it
that Kasem is going places
Kris: i'll shoot you some choice lines
me: he's the voice of the transformers generation
Kris: *** represents a really loud goose honking noise that I dropped two octaves using a guitar pedal
*
*
*
Narrator: HEY MILK
**
*
Narrator: COMES OUT OF EYEBALLS NOW
*
EVEN THE BOOB ONE AND THE COW ONES AND WE ALSO INVENTED A FROG ONE
**
that's it
me: GOATS GOATS GOATS
we need a website to shout
otherwise, that's perfect
like
*
CHECK US OUT AT MILK COMES FROM EYEBALLS DOT NET
Kris: TEXT "MILK SECRET" TO 555 FOR THE SECRET ON HOW WE DID IT. OK, I'LL JUST TELL YOU. WE KILLED TONY MEOLA.
me: *
Randy: is there any place for me on this earth
(looks up at sky)
me: man, courtney cox's character in masters of the universe was stupid to think that was her real mom and she just gave her the damned machine?
oman it was actually evil-lyn
(looks up at sky)
me: man, courtney cox's character in masters of the universe was stupid to think that was her real mom and she just gave her the damned machine?
oman it was actually evil-lyn
3:40 AM
Kris: Just had a fucking virtuoso cabbie performance
Made it known early on that he didn't trade in small talk.
Let his abilities a professional driver of humans trade in... BIG TALK
One man automotive pick and rolls. The driver was Stockton, but his insatiable driver DNA was Malone
Then I fell into a timewarp where people were fish and I couldn't figure out whose house this is or why we ever thought the internet was a good idea.
Gimme a book deal.
Kris: Just had a fucking virtuoso cabbie performance
Made it known early on that he didn't trade in small talk.
Let his abilities a professional driver of humans trade in... BIG TALK
One man automotive pick and rolls. The driver was Stockton, but his insatiable driver DNA was Malone
Then I fell into a timewarp where people were fish and I couldn't figure out whose house this is or why we ever thought the internet was a good idea.
Gimme a book deal.
paul: i was just thinking about the dennis the menace theme music the other day
paul: and thinking i should learn it on the saxophone
paul: and thinking i should learn it on the saxophone
me: be strong randy
me: like a rock...
me: WHOAAAAA LIKE A ROCK
me: remember that song
Randy: lol
me: like a rock...
me: WHOAAAAA LIKE A ROCK
me: remember that song
Randy: lol
me: I'm getting brains right now.
From a girl.
Randy: is her name paul
me: ina
paulina
she's got long black hair
and beautiful wings
sobs violently
From a girl.
Randy: is her name paul
me: ina
paulina
she's got long black hair
and beautiful wings
sobs violently
me: Miles, are you celebrating diversity as much as you should?
Miles: HOW DARE YOU
me: hey man, it's just a question
no need to get defensive
Miles: you know my family was murdered by the diversity tribes of the north
me: ok
fair point
Miles: HOW DARE YOU
me: hey man, it's just a question
no need to get defensive
Miles: you know my family was murdered by the diversity tribes of the north
me: ok
fair point
two step flow: REMEMBER ME FROM 1997 I'M THAT SWEATING MAN IN YOUR PRE-CAL CLASS
two step flow: WELL NOW I'M ALL GROWN UP AND FULL OF BUD LIGHT WANNNA F4
two step flow: HIT F4 TO WIN MORE WITH NORE
two step flow: WHY DON'T YOU HIT ALT+F4 AND GE TTH EFUCK OUT OF MY LIFE BITCH
two step flow: (actual transcript of a fb chat)
two step flow: WELL NOW I'M ALL GROWN UP AND FULL OF BUD LIGHT WANNNA F4
two step flow: HIT F4 TO WIN MORE WITH NORE
two step flow: WHY DON'T YOU HIT ALT+F4 AND GE TTH EFUCK OUT OF MY LIFE BITCH
two step flow: (actual transcript of a fb chat)
Jon Mayes: KNOCK KNOCK
Jon Mayes:
two step flow: he's n
two step flow: he's not
two step flow: he's not taking my money
two step flow: he sure is happy to see me
Jon Mayes: just leave him be
Jon Mayes: he'll know what to do
two step flow: don't DON'T SIT DOWN
Jon Mayes:
two step flow: he's n
two step flow: he's not
two step flow: he's not taking my money
two step flow: he sure is happy to see me
Jon Mayes: just leave him be
Jon Mayes: he'll know what to do
two step flow: don't DON'T SIT DOWN
me: bro you would NEVER get rejected by the best butt warehouse
anthony: thanks bro
anthony: thanks bro
context not necessary
but just to provide some context, i was worried about being rejected by the best butt warehouse, and joey assured me that i wouldn't be.
and then i thanked him for being a bro
that explanation was both accurate and compelling
i feel like i fully understand now
(guys i did some peyote this m
this had to be his gf or someone else logged into his account:
two step flow: well hello dere meers
Jon Mayes: hi
two step flow: what's going on over there
Jon Mayes: HOT STUFF COMING THRU
two step flow: i said the same thing on the toilet this m
Jon Mayes: eww
two step flow: -__-
Jon Mayes: ^__^
two step flow: this is the worst conversation we've ever had
Jon Mayes: it is!
Jon Mayes signed off at 10:14 AM.
two step flow: so when are you going to tell kate about that rich old lady you've been sleeping with
two step flow: oh
two step flow: well hello dere meers
Jon Mayes: hi
two step flow: what's going on over there
Jon Mayes: HOT STUFF COMING THRU
two step flow: i said the same thing on the toilet this m
Jon Mayes: eww
two step flow: -__-
Jon Mayes: ^__^
two step flow: this is the worst conversation we've ever had
Jon Mayes: it is!
Jon Mayes signed off at 10:14 AM.
two step flow: so when are you going to tell kate about that rich old lady you've been sleeping with
two step flow: oh
101% MAYES
me: my lawyer says otherwise
he's a terrible lawyer
I think this briefcase is filled with live shrimp.
Chris: from now on we should only communicate through our respective legal councils. you may forward all correspondence to the offices of Tiger, Maco, Hammerhead and Associates
me: and mine to Tearific Talentz c/o Finders-Keepers Agency
I gotta get a new lawyer
he's a terrible lawyer
I think this briefcase is filled with live shrimp.
Chris: from now on we should only communicate through our respective legal councils. you may forward all correspondence to the offices of Tiger, Maco, Hammerhead and Associates
me: and mine to Tearific Talentz c/o Finders-Keepers Agency
I gotta get a new lawyer
found this back from my summer of unemployment/horrific drinking in 2010, made me laugh:
Jopy: paul we can offer you a position at omgtru
me: i'll take it
Jopy: the title is Junior Editorial Midshipman
Jopy: the pay is $9/week
me: whats a midshipman
Jopy: paul do you want the job or not
me: joey is omgtru headquartered on a boat
Jopy: paul we can offer you a position at omgtru
me: i'll take it
Jopy: the title is Junior Editorial Midshipman
Jopy: the pay is $9/week
me: whats a midshipman
Jopy: paul do you want the job or not
me: joey is omgtru headquartered on a boat
oh sorry buddy that position has been filled
introducing bruton, your Junior Editorial Midshipman or OMGTRU JEM.
joey i still haven't gotten my paych
art for membership du
Palubat: Is it about coach Seth Greenburg
me: HEY YA'LL RUN THE PRESS WHILE I DO MY WIFE REAL AWKWARD LIKE
Palubat: TELL EM BIG BABBY SENT YOU
me: HEY YA'LL RUN THE PRESS WHILE I DO MY WIFE REAL AWKWARD LIKE
Palubat: TELL EM BIG BABBY SENT YOU
Jon Mayes: that cat bad cat
two step flow: omg tru
two step flow: had to whack it with a sock at 5am
two step flow: making noise
two step flow: woke nairman up
Jon Mayes: pardon
two step flow: omg tru
two step flow: had to whack it with a sock at 5am
two step flow: making noise
two step flow: woke nairman up
Jon Mayes: pardon
Palubat: why are you poking me with this needle
me: aren't you here for the checkup?
we do internal medicine here
Palubat: um no i was here to serve you this summons
me: best if you lie down now
me: aren't you here for the checkup?
we do internal medicine here
Palubat: um no i was here to serve you this summons
me: best if you lie down now
two step flow: they should make the im version of ihop
two step flow: IMHOP
two step flow: welcome to ihop can i refill your coffee
Jon Mayes: no
two step flow: IMHOP
two step flow: welcome to ihop can i refill your coffee
Jon Mayes: no
Randy: i was wondering why it was so gooey
me: this is not how our lives are supposed to be
me: this is not how our lives are supposed to be
me: dro and I would like to invite you to a dinner party
strictly black tie
Palubat: You both hate me
me: no not at all
we're inviting you to a fancy dinner
a nice time with nice folks
a good mix of snates and jarves and palus
we even fixed you up with a little date
no pressure
she's super nice
Dro met her in an airport
it's 100 euros a plate
but we'll cover the cost
Palubat: I dunno I'm not feeling so great you guys can just drop me off at bennigans
me: the bennigans burned down
c'mon
Dro's really into you meeting this young lady
and it's free
Palubat: I find this very suspicious
Drop me off at the Chi Chi's please
me: dude, we went to all this trouble
and Dro is really upset
he's throwing a bunch of shit
really upset
Palubat: Ok ok fine
me: great
so
seating chart
at our table
me
Palubat: I want you both to know this puts me in a very awkward position
me: Dro
my ladyfriend
the Dro ho
and
his friend he brought for you
she's recently single
Palubat: Can I get a beverage WAITER
me: Ms. Pearlman
Here she comes now
Palubat: I knew it
me: well
Palubat: I'm just going to walk to bennigans
me: we all really want what's best for you
I think you'll find escape QUITE impossible
Palubat: I'll just be in the bathroom then
Do NOT send rhea in
me: the bathrooms are locked
oh man
she's gotta go
you two can share the room
it's not a bathroom per se
Palubat: Excuse me do you mean share a toilet stall
me: um
it's a bed
Palubat: You guys really fucked me on this one
me: and, yeah, you do whatever you want in it
gotta run, Dro's beating his bare chest and screaming about real shit
HOLLA
Palubat: Byeeeeeeeee
strictly black tie
Palubat: You both hate me
me: no not at all
we're inviting you to a fancy dinner
a nice time with nice folks
a good mix of snates and jarves and palus
we even fixed you up with a little date
no pressure
she's super nice
Dro met her in an airport
it's 100 euros a plate
but we'll cover the cost
Palubat: I dunno I'm not feeling so great you guys can just drop me off at bennigans
me: the bennigans burned down
c'mon
Dro's really into you meeting this young lady
and it's free
Palubat: I find this very suspicious
Drop me off at the Chi Chi's please
me: dude, we went to all this trouble
and Dro is really upset
he's throwing a bunch of shit
really upset
Palubat: Ok ok fine
me: great
so
seating chart
at our table
me
Palubat: I want you both to know this puts me in a very awkward position
me: Dro
my ladyfriend
the Dro ho
and
his friend he brought for you
she's recently single
Palubat: Can I get a beverage WAITER
me: Ms. Pearlman
Here she comes now
Palubat: I knew it
me: well
Palubat: I'm just going to walk to bennigans
me: we all really want what's best for you
I think you'll find escape QUITE impossible
Palubat: I'll just be in the bathroom then
Do NOT send rhea in
me: the bathrooms are locked
oh man
she's gotta go
you two can share the room
it's not a bathroom per se
Palubat: Excuse me do you mean share a toilet stall
me: um
it's a bed
Palubat: You guys really fucked me on this one
me: and, yeah, you do whatever you want in it
gotta run, Dro's beating his bare chest and screaming about real shit
HOLLA
Palubat: Byeeeeeeeee
paul, age 18
Rachel: 3/4 of a million households without power
nuts
me: I saw that
there's a huge poop spill in MD
tons of raw sewage just floating in the flood
END TIMES
just like the bible told us
Rachel: yuck
nuts
me: I saw that
there's a huge poop spill in MD
tons of raw sewage just floating in the flood
END TIMES
just like the bible told us
Rachel: yuck
me: yeah
life blows
but I got my hot dog mac, god
joe: thats true as hell
me: COME AND TAKE IT BASTARDS
joe: they will
life blows
but I got my hot dog mac, god
joe: thats true as hell
me: COME AND TAKE IT BASTARDS
joe: they will
me: I clean it
Palubat: you clean the dog hair
me: yes
Palubat: i see. well i guess at this point it can't get any worse
add the doghair
me: we're out of doghair
alternate caption: GROSS HE'S JACKING SNOOP DOGG OFF
Palubat: alternate caption: OUR LIVES ARE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL
Palubat: you clean the dog hair
me: yes
Palubat: i see. well i guess at this point it can't get any worse
add the doghair
me: we're out of doghair
alternate caption: GROSS HE'S JACKING SNOOP DOGG OFF
Palubat: alternate caption: OUR LIVES ARE SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL
bigteef100: In RoboCop: Creating a Legend, a bonus feature on the RoboCop: 20th Anniversary DVD, it is stated that Murphy's face was removed from his corpse and implanted on the cyborg's head to give RoboCop a sense of identity. This psychological disruption RoboCop may have experienced is explained from the basis that a person whose memory has been erased would still possess the memory of being human and would suffer a psychotic breakdown if he saw the reflection of a robotic image instead of his original image of humanity.
two step flow: robocop is such a pussy
two step flow: if i woke up and had a robot face i'd be stoked
two step flow: robocop is such a pussy
two step flow: if i woke up and had a robot face i'd be stoked
bigteef100: hence his song 'carolina [in my mind]'?
two step flow: i love that song, i must admit
bigteef100: shocking
two step flow: people in nc get very happy when it plays
two step flow: we have a much less emotional reaction to "Enter Sandman"
bigteef100: why do you think that is?
two step flow: hard to say, seeing as how both are about the serenity and beauty of north carolina
two step flow: i love that song, i must admit
bigteef100: shocking
two step flow: people in nc get very happy when it plays
two step flow: we have a much less emotional reaction to "Enter Sandman"
bigteef100: why do you think that is?
two step flow: hard to say, seeing as how both are about the serenity and beauty of north carolina
me: my thumb hurts
Jennie: ?
me: the nail is pushing against the side
Jennie: i see
me:
Jennie: ?
me: the nail is pushing against the side
Jennie: i see
me:
me: god joey boston is so tiny
you can literally walk across downtown in about 3 minutes
Jopy: yeah it's wicked small
me: anyone up for some x-rated cocktails?
you can literally walk across downtown in about 3 minutes
Jopy: yeah it's wicked small
me: anyone up for some x-rated cocktails?
me: eyelash man vs whisker baby
sammy: eyelash man like a boss
me: battlefield is John Travolta's saved up semen
sammy: the only tough part of whisker baby is the actual whiskers
me: right
sammy: the rest is pudgy weak baby meat
me: real talk
sammy: but you can always destroy a good smell with any other smell
or farts
which are also smells
but also something more
the fantastic raging boner vs. uneven tit lady
field of battle: ComicCon restroom
me: RAGE LOSES, uneven tits are just undeniably powerful
sammy: eyelash man like a boss
me: battlefield is John Travolta's saved up semen
sammy: the only tough part of whisker baby is the actual whiskers
me: right
sammy: the rest is pudgy weak baby meat
me: real talk
sammy: but you can always destroy a good smell with any other smell
or farts
which are also smells
but also something more
the fantastic raging boner vs. uneven tit lady
field of battle: ComicCon restroom
me: RAGE LOSES, uneven tits are just undeniably powerful
Adam: I told an old Asian lady to shove her lunch up her ass in Chinatown about an hr ago.
me: What's the problem?
And did she do it?
Chinatown's where you get something like that done, right?
me: What's the problem?
And did she do it?
Chinatown's where you get something like that done, right?
forget it jarf, it's chinatown.
burton: at a minimum i highly recommend putting wasabi in your guacamole
me: props to that man
and props to his horrific gambling problem
Jeff: there are millions of them, but they only release them in small quantities, so shit is mad valuable
me: you gotta bet big to win big
wait are we talking about the 89 upper deck dale murphy reverse negative?
and props to his horrific gambling problem
Jeff: there are millions of them, but they only release them in small quantities, so shit is mad valuable
me: you gotta bet big to win big
wait are we talking about the 89 upper deck dale murphy reverse negative?