Deep Thoughts

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 12:43PM

John's dog just walked up to me, looked me right in the eye and peed on the ground.

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:29PM

Gotta poop but Lily is in the bathroom.

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:30PM

I could sure use a hot dog today.

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:30PM

*dong

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:32PM

I've always wanted to look at a woman I was sleeping with and say "this sex tastes funny."

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:33PM

gime dat laffy taffy IN MY WHTE TEE like that mashup then check my mixtape drops in AUGUST MAN

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:33PM

ATTENTION: my new rap name is AUGUST MAN

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:42PM

I miss my father.

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:43PM

Conceited bastard though he is, I still got love for the guy selling phone chargers on Manhattan Ave in Greenpoint 'cause son done came up.

joey 7755

Jul 31 2010, 2:44PM

anybody know where i can get a charger for this nokia

joey 7755

Jul 31 2010, 2:46PM

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:46PM

Beautiful day out FUCK I HAVE TO POOP SO BAD PLEASE HURRY LILY

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:48PM

When am I to start drinking: soon or very soon?

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:48PM

ANSWER ME JOPY

joey 7755

Jul 31 2010, 2:50PM

what is she doing in there

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:51PM

showering

joey 7755

Jul 31 2010, 2:52PM

air quotes

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 2:53PM

turing machine, need to poop, shoes OFF

joey 7755

Jul 31 2010, 2:57PM

can i get an update on the nokia situation

joey 7755

Jul 31 2010, 2:57PM

joey 7755

Jul 31 2010, 2:58PM

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 3:12PM

cherries and walnuts are a delicious pair (unexplainable phenomenon)

jarf 6424

Jul 31 2010, 3:13PM

as are blueberries and almonds (unexplainable phenomenon)

sign in to post