nanny reruns, bearfs

nanny kids watching mummy movie

Oh shit, the nanny gets then with the old flashlight routine.

Pizza

did that kids just say 'bogus'?

Fran Drescher is a dish, y'all. My brain knows that even when I'm not retarded.

Make my wife change the channel

How long has it been since someone actually attempted the old "hotfoot" prank? Can you actually fit mactchsticks under a toenail?

Geico commercials produce themselves via an artificial intelligence powered smarm machine buried in Death Valley.

Or so I heard.

Nuggets

Burton don't look now but someone gave you a hotfoot