Check in here with random thoughts while at work (Friday, January 15th 2010).

Wish I was drunj.

random thought: could i survive a bear attack if i was armed with a very sharp sword?

this line at the post office is quite long

TGIF

if you squint, mo'nique looks like oprah

i broke the internets

me and jard got real drunj

i went on omegle to try to get sleepy

talked to some guy from kerala india (my dad's home state)

he knows exactly where my fam is from

asked if knew 'superman, the beggar''....

that's an elderly guy who lives across from my uncle's house...

wtf

world too small

I really make cake, you could call me Duncan Hines.

"i went on omegle to try to get sleepy"

is that what the kids are calling it

mega burn

Jose Offerman burn.

looked like a glancing blow

My birthday is in september-- anyone who wants to help me complete my joe pesci collection-- I need with honors (read: with bonners), the super and 8 heads in a duffel bag.

i just need the following movies for my david spade collection: tommy boy, black sheep, 8 heads in a duffel bag, lost & found, the emperor's new groove, joe dirt, dickie roberts, SENSELESS, the benchwarmers, and any movie he had a small role in.

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