OMG vlad guerrero is a ranger!!! i would not usually issue such a partisan post, but vlad is a guy that has always made my baseball weenie shift in good directions. Sure, he may be past his prime, but i have always said i would kill to see vlad in a ranger uniform and now it is reality. So completly drunj. yay!

vlad on the rangers almost makes too much sense

Most of the pictures of Vald are just him smiling or swinging, so I say we make this a picture-free thread. THIS ONE'S FOR BRI

OMG, THEY GOT kHALIL gREENE TOO!!!!!1

good because omar vizquel left a huge hole in their offense

IS DAT MY DOTTER IN DARE???

hey let's not forget rich harden!

Oh shit, beware the Astros: "Brett Myers Lands in Houston"

good there are a lot of ladies in Houston who could use a good punch to the face

too many pics

way too many pics

purdon't

Eric Byrnes to Mariners, flooding imminent in Seattle...