seriously what's going on with you guys

i've been working late most nights (well, late for me). i ate a Dairy Queen Flamethrower burger, and ran a 5k in 22:19 (different days), listened to Beardo a couple times, watched a video of hockey fans fighting over a stick, wrote a Ben & Joey sketch, ate 5 generic cheese crackers, 4 beers, seeing a movie later, bought some Christmas presents.

i've been really dapressed

what movie

I wrote a liveblog and then I got real busy, uh, fucking or something else cool.

i have to stare at this all day

look at it go

1 weird old tip:

this one's good, too

white bikini

that woman doesn't look a day over OH GOD

I don't see how she is so OH GOD

personally i think she looks OH GOD

guys has anyone seen my keys i thought i left them on OH GOD

Driver: "Oh, hi RZA. Nice to meet you. Funny, I'm actually here to pick up UGOD

I wasted my 822nd post on that.

you'll never get that one back, burtOH GOD

wtf is up guys

chillin mane whatchu doin

nm @ the wendys drive-thru

tru get me a baconator wouldja?

Lackey to the red sox, cliff lee to the mariners, halladay to the phils.

This all begs the question: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BACONATOR?!

oh god, sucks to be cliff lee

joey you did hear that the mariners got chone figgins, right?

awesome to be cli

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